Kevin Adams

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and … …

An old man is sitting with his grandson in his hunting cabin… Among the walls are the mounted heads and pelts of animals he had taken down over the years. … …

An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get … …

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of … …

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he … …

Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an‌‌n arrogant face and said, “A swan ‌‌hasn’t been … …

A senior citizen was chatting with his 80-year-old buddy. “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is … …

A husband takes a pair of his pants, throws them at his wife and says “Put these pants on.” She says to him. “I can’t wear these pants.” And he … …

In English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. Sally: Okay a b c d e f g h I j … …

Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head … …