A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life.
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon stopping at some … …
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A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather.
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him … …
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store.
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told … …
An Elderly Lady Went To Court For Shoplifting.
An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. “What is it that you stole?” the judge asked her. “Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches.” Alright. “How many … …
L.Johnny Was Puzzled As To His Origin.
Little Johnny was puzzled as to his origin. “How did I get here, Mommy?” His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, “God sent you.” “And did God send YOU, too … …
An Atheist Swimming In The Ocean.
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back … …
A Cowboy Rode Into Town.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished … …
A State Trooper Pulled A Car Over.
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the West Virginia State line: When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, … …
Senior Drivers No Longer Need Licenses.
Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and … …
A Couple Of Counterfeiters Made A Mistake.
A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of £15 notes. One of them says “We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll … …