Little Johnny Was Out Hunting.
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my wiener getting cold when … …
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A Man Asked Advice For Wife’s B’day Gift.
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can … …
Jesus, Moses And An Old Guy Are Playing Golf.
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water. Moses parts … …
An Old Man Boarded An Aeroplane.
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was … …
A Young Man Buys A Chicken Farm.
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He finds … …
A Young Man Was Staying On A Farm.
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen and the young man … …
The God Created The Dog.
On the first day, God created the dog and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. “For … …
A Boy Was Cycling With A Basket Of Eggs On It.
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A … …
L.Johnny In First Grade.
There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct, anything else?” “More eggs” “Besides … …
Mike Tried To Follow His Father’s Advice.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in … …