Kevin Adams

Little Johnny:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Little Johnny: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” Father: “Ohhh I wish … …

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: “Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. … …

A man with seven children is a bit too proud of his fertility. He is so proud that he starts referring to his wife as “Mother of Seven,” even though … …

A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family. The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law. “Out of respect for your beliefs sir, … …

The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. Now, what’s this animal?” “A dog!” said Ricky. “Good. Now … …

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came … …

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the many posters showing the glamorous destinations … …

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview, the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of … …

The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some … …

A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He responded. “Oh, catching any?” … …