Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …
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A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
This Man’s Wife Disappeared While Kayaking.
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. “We know it’s … …
This Couple Was At A Breeding Bulls Exhibit.
My wife and I went to the ploughing championships and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and … …
An Old Man Was Standing Outside The Gates Of Heaven.
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand on the clouds. “Are … …
An Old Man Complaining About A Pain In His Leg.
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t … …
An 85 Year Old Man Went To The Doctor.
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said: Take this jar home and bring back a semen … …
In The Year 3000, Animals Rule The Earth.
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sports cars. An owl enters a psychologist’s office. The psychologist says to the owl, “What is your problem?” … …
A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy.
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. I … …
A Dad And His Young Boy Go To The Zoo.
A dad and his young boy go to the zoo. They are in front of the gorilla cage, and the little boy throws him a peanut. The gorilla catches it, … …