An Old Italian Man Is Dying.
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I want you to take-a my chrome plated 38 … …
Kevin Adams
There Is A Stork Family.
There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy didn’t come home for dinner. Mommy and baby were very worried. When dad came home … …
A Chicken Walks Into The Library.
A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a couple of novels and watches the chicken as it leaves … …
Johnny And The Magician.
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” His … …
A Mother And Her Teen Daughter Arrive At The Doctor’s Office.
A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps … …
The Town Elders Wanted To Increase Attendance.
The town elders were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. A member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. Another suggested holding a raffle each … …
A Newly Ordained Priest Is Nervous.
A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After a few minutes of … …
A Hunter Went Out To Hunt For Buffalo.
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding … …
The Teacher Ask What They Got Up To Over The Weekend.
Monday morning in school and teacher is asking her class what they got up to over the weekend. Little Johnny puts his hand up, “Miss, Miss, I went to look … …
A Farmer Decided To Tell His Son.
A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the stallion and the ewes … …