God Calls Down To Noah And Says.
One day God calls down to Noah and says: “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark,” Noah replies. “No probs God, me old Supreme … …
Kevin Adams
A Couple Made A Deal.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is s*x after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no … …
L.Johnny Walking To School.
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son, Little Johnny, walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that … …
A Husband Dragged His Wife To Their Marriage Counselor.
An unsatisfied husband dragged his wife to their marriage counselor after he started suspecting that she might be cheating on him. “I can’t believe my wife is cheating on me. … …
Bill And His Wife Blanche Go To The Yorkshire.
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, ” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that there ‘elicopter “ Blanche … …
Mike And Ted, Have Been Friends All Of Their Lives.
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Ted, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Ted is dying, Mike visits him every day: One day Mike says. “Ted, … …
A Man And A Woman Get Married.
A man and a woman get married, The man tells the woman that he’s an avid deer hunter. The woman says “okay, thats fine.” Then they get married. After a … …
An Old Cattle Farmer Is Being Helped By Vet.
An old cattle farmer is being helped by the local vet with his herd of cows and bulls. It is breeding season and some of his older bulls are having … …
Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.
The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked. “Son, can you tell … …
An Old Man Entered The Car Agency.
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He could … …