Kevin Adams

A widower was turning 90 years old. His wife had died 20 years earlier from cancer and he had never remarried or had girlfriend since. So, his sons decided to … …

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “ I just wanted to warn … …

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the … …

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …

Man Gets So Angry About Shoveling Snow On His Driveway December 8: 6:00 PM. 2006 It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took … …

Nosferatu the Vampire wants a bat to be his companion. He decides to hold a competition to choose the best bat for the job. He tells the bats: “Whoever gets … …

Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class ” If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.” Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog. Little Billy said he say … …

“Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m … …

Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must be the greatest … …

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best … …