An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man … …
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A Tourist Is In Spain, And Goes To A Fancy Restaurant.
A Tourist Is In Spain, And Goes To A Fancy Restaurant For Dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic … …
This Dog In Not To Me Messed With.
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says: “Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-Iegged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I … …
An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m so … …
A Man Is Walking Down The Street.
When he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa, what are you doing?” the man exclaims. … …
A 5-Year Old Boy Went To Visit His Grandmother.
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, … …
A Family Was Having Dinner On Mother’s Day.
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason, the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the woman. Not buying it, … …
These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo.
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …
The Little Johnny, His Uncle, And A Cat On A Farm.
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a … …
Two Dogs In A Vets Waiting Room.
Two dogs in a vets waiting room. 1st dog is old, grey around the muzzle has a bad limp and smells bad. 2nd dog, much younger, says to the old … …