Johnny Sees His Mother.
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her v@gina. He asks her what is it and she is embarrassed to reply. “It’s my black sponge honey.” … …
Kevin Adams
A Man Who Absolutely Hated His Wife’s Cat.
A man who absolutely hated his wife’s cat decided to get rid of him, one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. … …
A Lion Was On A Date With A Lioness.
A lion was on a date with a lioness he was chasing after for months and finally got his chance to take her out to a picnic. While they were … …
Two Young Brothers Were Spending The Night At Their Grandparents’ Home.
Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home. When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers. Suddenly, the … …
An Old Man Feels Like A Horse!
An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! … …
An Elderly Man Daniel Fancied Himself Quite A Ladies Man.
An elderly man Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, So when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with … …
The Room Was Full Of Pregnant Women.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and informing the … …
Little Girl Asks Awkward Question To Her Parents.
There is this girl, she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend she says, “you mother f*ck!ng @$$h0le!” Just then … …
An Elderly Priest Went Out To His Farm.
One day an elderly priest went out to his farm to check his hens, But to his surprise there was no rooster! During mass he asked, “Has anyone seen a … …
A Man Had A Knock At His Door.
A man had a knock at his door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone … …