A Crab And A Lobster Are Secretly Dating.
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. “It’ll … …
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That Most Adults Are Hiding At Least 1 Dark Secret.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by … …
Nasa Was Experimenting With Different Animals.
Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space. Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were … …
An Old Couple Watching The Playboy Movie.
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do … …
A Team Of Archaeologists Were Working In Jerusalem
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: 1) A Woman. 2) … …
A Young Ernie And His Family Were Invited To Have Easter Lunch.
Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter lunch at his grandmother’s house in Monkey’s Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being … …
A Couple Was Walking Down Their Street.
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s raining, we should go … …
A Chicken Named Harold.
There was once a chicken named Harold. He liked to romp around eating seeds and clucking about. One day, He realizes he had to lay an egg. So he squats … …
The Teacher Was Reading The Story Of The Three Little Pigs.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig … …
An Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong with … …