An Older, White-Haired Man Walked.
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for … …
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for … …
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his … …
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he … …
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls … …
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she … …
A drunken man who smelled of beer sat down in an underground train, next to an old priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick … …
An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband’s exam, … …
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance … …
There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct, anything else?” “More eggs” “Besides … …
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks … …