Johnny Lives With His Mother On A Farm.
Little Johnny lives with his mother on a farm, One day he comes running in and screams: “Mommy, Mommy, the Ox is f*cking the Cow”. His Mother slaps him hard … …
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A Husband And Wife Were Sitting On A Sofa.
A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa. They two were very upset with each other. Wife said, “I want a divorce”! Husband replied, “But you made a vow in … …
A Man Bought A Kitten And Tried To Teach It To Speak.
A man bought a kitten and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet. For hours and hours he’d say to the cat, … …
A Farmer Had Advertised His Farm.
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, … …
The Madam Opened The Br0the1 Door.
The madam opened the br0thel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking old man in his late sixties or early seventies: “May I help you, sir?” She … …
The Old Man Had Worked Down.
The old man Murphy had worked down at the Guinness Brewery for years, But one day, he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over … …
A Woman Is Sitting Next To The Johnny.
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on … …
Paddy Was Walking Through A Town.
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window: The notice said. ‘We sell everything’ Paddy could not believe this, … …
A Man And His Wife Are Travelling Through Florida.
A man and his wife are travelling through Florida when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimmee. They quickly start arguing about … …
Father And Son Took A Trip To The Market.
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the … …