A Mother Left Her Baby To Her Husband.
A couple had their first baby. After a week or so the mother thought she could use a break and went shopping leaving the little baby with the proud father. It … …
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A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Pet Monkey.
He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in … …
A Woman Went To A Pet Shop.
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?” she asked the … …
Two Guys Are Pulled Over For Drunk Driving.
Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving. The driver tells his friend: “Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we’ll each stick one on our forehead. Now, … …
A Fortune Teller Had Some Bad News.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare … …
Farmer Told A Boy Not To Buy The Crippled Dog.
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his … …
Frog Hopped Into A Bank.
A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 … …
Husband And Wife Go On The Golf Course.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His wife … …
Johnny Comes Down To Breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his … …
There Once Was A Blind Old Man Who Decided To Visit Texas.
There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The … …