Johnny And His Brother Jimmy Sat Down To Eat Supper.
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy, what would you like … …
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A Little Old Lady Went To A Store.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …
A Lady From City Travelling Through The Train.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a … …
One Elderly Lady Stopped And Whispered In The Driver’s Ear.
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe … …
A Couple Was Walking Down Their Street On Christmas Eve.
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s raining, we should go … …
A Pig Walks Into A Pub.
A pig walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top. Slightly flummoxed he asks the … …
A Salesman Dropped In To See A Business Customer.
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …
An Elderly Man Is In An Hospital Bed.
An elderly man is in an hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my test!cles black?’ Nurse raise his gown, hold his pen!s in … …
Elsa, A 97 Year Old Midwife, Finally Passed Away After A Long And Happy Life.
Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, … …