Kevin Adams

A teacher sent out an announcement that her class would have a day off tomorrow. One of her students comes home to tell his grandfather. I don’t have to go … …

A divorced man was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday. Because it would be his final child support payment. Month after month, year after year he had paid, … …

An adventurer was out in the jungle when he came upon Tarzan. He was painting white stripes on black zebras and black stripes on white zebras. Although curious, the explorer … …

John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures: “I was out in the jungle.” He said. … …

There was a woodcutter whose livelihood was chopping trees and selling firewood. One day when he was in a pensive mood and strolling along the riverside, his axe slipped from … …

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how … …

A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig’s tail in his … …

An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested … …

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through … …

Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my wiener getting cold when … …