Kevin Adams

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches … …

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, “F**k this,” “F**k that.” The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny … …

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most … …

Miss Bea, the church organist was in her 80’s and had never married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness. One afternoon the pastor came to call on … …

A woman had decided to get a dog for protection. She inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.” Perfect, she thought and took the dog. … …

A very loving pet wrote a letter to its human. Dear Love, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he … …

Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he accidentally lost it down the drain. Johnny starts swearing his head off when the local … …

Namely, the husband is having trouble making his wife orgasm. They visit a sex therapist who recommends they hire a young man to give the wife a foot massage during s*x, hopefully, to … …

A Pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi … …

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up … …