Mr. Stewart’s Wife Went Into Labor.
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To … …
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The Teller Refuses To Help This Man Open A Checking Account.
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your … …
Little Johnny Was Playing In The Sand.
One day little Johnny was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat … …
Two Storks Are Worried About Their Missing Son.
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. … …
L.Johnny Was Puzzled As To His Origin.
Little Johnny was puzzled as to his origin. “How did I get here, Mommy?” His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, “God sent you.” “And did God send YOU, too … …
A Couple Selected The Theme Verse For Their Wedding.
A couple was trying to select the best theme verse to emphasize the theme of their wedding. After spending a couple of time searching together, they settled for 1 John … …
A Man Goes To A Female Dentist To Have A Tooth Extracted.
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot. “No way, no needles! I hate needles!” … …
When This Guy Arrives In A New Truck, His Friend Gives Him.
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand-new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Bubba, where’d you … …
A Skunk Family Had Two Little Skunks.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …