An Elderly Patient In A Mental Hospital.
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going to make a slingshot … …
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Man Calls Animal Control To Get Rid Of A Gorilla.
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later … …
A Man Had A Knock At His Door.
A man had a knock at his door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone … …
The Teacher Asked Johnny If He Had Any Pets.
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for school I put some … …
Two Husbands Talk To Each Other.
There are two nine story buildings neighboring each other. One neighbor yells to the other neighbor of the opposite building: “Hey Michael, when is your birthday?” One neighbor yells to … …
Little Johnny Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels … …
An Elderly Man Living Alone In Bradford.
An elderly man living alone in Bradford wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who … …
Two Guys Grow Up Together.
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and … …
A Shark Swimming Under A Bridge.
A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …
The Hunter Tells His Wife To Get In The Stand.
As they get to the deer stand the hunter tells his wife to get in the stand and sit very still and if a deer comes out, shoot it. The … …