Kevin Adams

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about … …

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another … …

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front … …

A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky Cabernet by his side. There’s a sheepish knock at the door. “Come in,” the … …

A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of … …

A woman was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges … …

A woman comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain “Please doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put … …

Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home. When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers. Suddenly, the … …

Three elderly men and a pretty young girl were travelling in a train compartment. After some time all four passengers started conversing. Suddenly, the young girl said, “If each one … …

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said: Hi. I hate drawing welfare. “I would really rather find a job.” The man … …