An Old Irish Man Went To Confession In Church.
An old Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘ it been one month now since my last confession… I was intimate with Fanny … …
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Bubba The Old Redneck From Georgia Decides To Travel.
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that … …
A Woman Goes Into The Local Newspaper Office.
A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit … …
L.Johnny Comes Home From School.
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, school was fun. We were learning s*xual education. The teacher taught us … …
A Cowboy Talks To This Ranchers Animals.
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate. The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I talk to your dog over … …
A Dog Walks Into A Bar And Hops Up On A Stool.
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you … …
The Old Man In A Ford Granada Pulls Up A Rolls Royce.
This Old man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to an elderly guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at … …
Three Couples Were Trying To Join A Very Conservative Church.
Three couples were trying to join a very conservative church After going through all of the night classes, Bible lectures, and vows, the priest says they have one final test: … …
Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go And Talk To The Minister.
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard … …
A Man Goes To See The Rabbi.
A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My … …