Paddy Comes Into A Belfast Pub All Covered In Bruises.
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is … …
Kevin Adams
A 75-Year-Old Pensioner Submitted To B&Q.
A 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q They hired him because he was so funny. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bast*rd) S*X: Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman … …
A Man Walked Out To The Street.
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian” Passenger: … …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper In Her Young Son’s Room.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in … …
A Donkey Was Tied To A Tree.
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw … …
A Giraffe Walks Into A Bar.
A giraffe walks into a bar… He asks the bartender, “Do you have any giraffe drinks?” The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but tolerated … …
A Man And An Old Woman Are Travelling By Train by Train.
A young man and an old woman are travelling by train, And the old woman, after looking closely at the young man, leans forward and says “Excuse me, young man, … …
A 5 Year Old Boy Reading Story Of A King.
A 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and one will bathe me. … …
It’s Harold’s First Day In The Carpool.
It’s Harold’s first day in the carpool: They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he … …