The Newspaper Prints Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …
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The Old Farmer Joe Was Hit By A Truck.
The old farmer joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company … …
A Wealthy Man Walked Into A Bar In Miami.
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed … …
An Elderly Lawyer In A Small Town.
A very wealthy elderly lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way. The local animal shelter knows he has a … …
John Was Staring Sadly Into His Pint.
John was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up John, ” asked the landlord, “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth” “It’s my … …
A Man And His Ever-Nagging Wife.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a few days before their … …
A Man Prepares His Donkey And Dog.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …
Senior Drivers No Longer Need License.
Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended … …
Two Older Ladies Were Talking While Having A Smoke.
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it … …
How Would Chickens React To Easter Eggs?
Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens would act around these?” I don’t know,” says the other. … …