A Man Won The Lottery So He Rushed Home To His Wife.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or … …
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A Father Asked His 10 Year Old Son Johnny.
A father asked his 10 year old son little Johnny if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the little Johnny said, bursting into … …
Mrs Davidson’s Dishwasher Called A Repairman.
Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she … …
A Guy Is Stranded On An Island.
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he’s doing … …
An Old Man From Texas Do A Little Traveling.
There was this old man from Texas who decided to do a little traveling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny so … …
An Old Businessman Spend Days In The Hospital.
A big-shot elderly businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he … …
Suzy Climbs The Flag Pole.
At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1 to climb it. She … …
Anna Complained To Her Friend Julia.
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate s*x with her husband. : “I know a simple trick,” Julia said. Whenever I want to … …
A Lizard Is Walking Through The Bush.
A little lizard is walking through the Australian bush when a voice calls “Hey lizard” The lizard looks up and perched in the tree is a koala smoking a joint. … …
A Police Station Got Two New Horses.
A police station got two new horses, and two cops were assigned to be mounted police officers. They went on a ride and came back pleased. “This horse is great! … …