A Hen Lays A Shockingly Huge Egg.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg. News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you … …
Kevin Adams
A Hyena Was Talking To A Monkey.
In the jungle, a hyena was talking to a monkey. He said to the monkey “You see that big clump of trees over there?” The monkey says “Yes, what about … …
An Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints.
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with … …
Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol packin’ mama. However, one day she … …
A Kentucky Teacher Was Quizzing Her Students.
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?” He said, “Damn if I know.” She was a little put out by his swearing, so … …
Mrs Donovan Was Walking Down O’Connell Street.
Mrs Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top of’ the mornin’ To you! Aren’t you Mrs Donovan And … …
There Were Two Canaries In A Cage.
Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So … …
An Old Station Hand Named Billy.
An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of … …
A Guy Was Lost In The Sahara Desert.
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only … …
An Old Carpenter Was Blind.
An old carpenter was blind, but he would sit in the pub carving little figures: If you asked what he was carving he would always tell you the kind of … …