A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck.
A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s … …
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Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat So Much.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …
A Furniture Dealer Decided To Expand The Line Of Furniture.
Murphy, an elderly furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to Expand the Line of Furniture, he has in his store, So he decided to go to Paris, to see what he … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them … …
A Dad Asks Questions To His Son Johnny.
Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad? Little Johnny: both Dad: Okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where will you go? Little … …
A Man Returns Home A Day Early.
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects … …
A Man Buys Monkeys For Rs.1000.
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs.1000. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys … …
A Man Was Leaving A Convenience Store.
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a … …
Elderly Ladies Were Sitting In A Park Every Day.
Elderly ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. A man is observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly. One day he observed everybody was silent. There … …
A Married Couple In Their Early 60s Is Celebrating Their Wedding Anniversary.
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She … …