Kevin Adams

As part of a class language test, a teacher asked her primary school class to use the word fascinate in a sentence. Sarah put her hand up and said “over … …

A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?” A hare responded, “I kinda did…” The deer … …

An elderly lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was … …

An elderly driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand … …

On reaching his plane seat, A man is surprised to see a parrot seated next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, then the parrot squawks “And get … …

A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy: (whispers) “Yes.” Lawyer: … …

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about … …

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this … …

An elderly Forest Gump died and went to heaven: St. Peter had just been notified that heaven was filling up fast, So he came up with a test to thin … …