An Elderly Lady Decided To Celebrate Her 70th Birthday.
An elderly lady decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by spending the night in an expensive hotel. When she left the next morning, the receptionist gave her a $250.00 bill. … …
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An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find … …
A Man And Woman Were Having A Quiet, Romantic Dinner.
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order … …
L.Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …
An Unmarried Friend To A Married Friend.
An unmarried friend to a married friend: Is it a truth or a myth that behind every successful man there is a woman..!? Another friend: No, it’s not true it … …
A Crows Were Found On The Side Of A Motorway.
About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway. Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered … …
An Older Gentleman Was On The Operating Table.
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and….. he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about … …
An Old Man Who Had Been Stranded On A Deserted Island.
One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he … …
Brendan O’Hare Was Completely Lost In The Kitchen.
Brendan O’Hare was completely lost in the kitchen and couldn’t even make a plate of soup for himself or boil an egg. He’d never even done the food shopping, but … …
Johnny Was At The Mall.
Little Johnny was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, … …