A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only … …
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The Pastors Wife Bought $250 Dress .
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t … …
Johnny Asks His Father About Exercising In Bed.
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” The wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops … …
A DEA Police Officer Stops At A Ranch In Texas.
A DEA police officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. From the first second, he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had … …
An Old County Doctor Went Way Out To The Boondocks.
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. Then the doctor arrived, and no … …
Two 90-Year-Old Guys Had Been Friends All Of Their Lives.
Two 90-year-old guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day. One day Frank said, … …
A Woman Is Having An Affair During The Day.
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to … …
The Phone Rings In Dr. Stein’s House.
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.” Dr. Stein … …
A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals.
A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “Two mongooses,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he … …
An Old Dog Lost His Way While Chasing Rabbits.
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing rabbits. Soon he noticed a lion in the distance running towards him with a hungry look in his eye. Noticing … …