The Boss Dialed His Employee’s Phone Number.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, … …
Husband & Wife Had A Fight.
Husband & Wife had a Fight. Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door … …
Billy Called The Johnny.
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need … …
When a Chicken Demands Books!
A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a couple of novels and watches the chicken as it leaves … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …
A Man Shouts Frantically Into The Phone.
A man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, … …
A Fly Buzzing Around A Barn.
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since … …
A Baby Mosquito’s First Day To Fly Out.
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The … …