My Husband My Forever Friend
MY HUSBAND has made me laugh. Wiped my tears. Hugged me tight. Watched me succeed. Seen me fail. Kept me strong. My husband is a promise that I will have … …
Funny
Mrs Murphy And Mrs Cohen Had Been Close Friends. –
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before … …
Everything can change very quickly
Yes, I am a nice person, but if you cross the line too many times everything can change very quickly! There are no great limits to growth because there are … …
Johnny Got His First Job. –
Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell. “Watch how I do it,” … …
To My Children – I Love you.
To my children… If I had to choose between loving you and breathing… I would use my last breath to tell you I love you. When you look into your … …
This Old Woman Who Heard A Song. –
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the … …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. –
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here … …
A Bear, A Wolf, And A Moose Fall Into A Pit. –
A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit After a couple of days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to … …
A Farmer Had Just Gotten A New Rooster. –
A farmer had just gotten a new rooster for his hens and the old rooster of many years was worried he would be replaced. However, he had a cunning … …
Naomi Was Becoming Frustrated With Her Husband. –
Naomi was becoming frustrated with her husband Thomas’s frequent demand for s**, she then decided to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the number of times … …