There Is A Fellow Who Is Talking To His Buddy. –
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she … …
Funny
When Trust Is Broken
I find that sorry has an arbitrary meaning anymore. People say it so often in life that when you mean it, it’s hard to differentiate when it’s real. If you … …
When Someone Really Cares.
If someone really misses you, they will give you a call. If someone really wants you, they will make the effort to tell you. If someone really cares about you, … …
An Old Couple Was Sitting On The Couch. –
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel: He looked at her and asked. “Do you think we can still … …
Howard Is 95 And Lives In A Senior Citizen Home. –
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments … …
A Donkey Is Sitting At A Bar. –
A donkey is sitting at a bar after a long day’s work carrying kids around on the beach. He’s having a quiet drink by himself when a thoroughbred racehorse … …
A King Who Wanted To Go Fishing. –
Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next … …
Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard. –
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie … …
A Man Sat Down In His Favourite Chair. –
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” … …
Nobody knows the real Me
Nobody knows the real me. Nobody knows how many times I’ve sat in my room and cried, how many times I’ve lost hope, how many times I’ve been let down. … …