A Crab Walks Into A Bar. –
A huge crab walks into a bar and says to the barman, “I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria … …
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Photos Are How Your Kids Will Remember You
One day, All your children will have are pictures of you. Make sure you’re in them. No matter what your hair looks like, your makeup, or your body, they … …
Johnny Comes Down To Breakfast. –
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells … …
A Young Lady Came Home From A Date. –
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother … …
An Old Golfer Was Involved In A Terrible Car Crash. –
An avid old golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see … …
A Man Is Walking Past This House. –
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head: Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, … …
A Man Was Suffering From Severe Headaches. –
A man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. … …
Johnny Was At School. –
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” … …
A Farmer Was Heading Home From The Market. –
A farmer was heading home from the market with his horse and cart. Suddenly, he saw a snail crossing the road: The farmer was a kind man, so he … …
A Crab And A Lobster Are Dating. –
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. … …