The 80-Year-Old Man Sat Down In The Orthopaedic Surgeon’s. –
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at … …
Funny
A Life-Long City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race. –
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He … …
A Couple Has A Dog That Snores. –
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman … …
John O’Reilly Hoisted His Beer. –
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the … …
An Old Lady Went To The Doctor. –
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the … …
Missing Dad
Dad, I keep thinking about, you even though it pains. I’d give anything to relive those memories again. I miss you. I never knew that being fatherless would make me … …
Marie And Clotile, Two “Senior” Widows, Are Talking. –
Marie and Clotile, two “senior” widows, are talking one day out on the porch down by the bayou. Marie: “Dat nice Mr Hebert axed me out for a date. … …
As a mama I’m not perfect
As a mama, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. I forget things. I lose my cool. And some days I go a little crazy. But, it’s okay because in … …
A Man Spots A Parrot Without Any Feet. –
At the pet shop, a man spots a parrot without any feet. The man leans in, “Hey buddy, how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?” “I … …
I love my Son.
I will always need my son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, hugged me tight, seen me … …