The Doctor Walked Into The Waiting Room.
The doctor walked into the waiting room where an elderly man had been waiting for several minutes. He said, “Hi. What seems to be the problem?” The elderly man replied, … …
Funny
A 75-Year-Old Pensioner Submitted To B&Q.
A 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q They hired him because he was so funny. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bast*rd) S*X: Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman … …
An Old Lady Walks Into A Tattoo Shop.
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …
A Woman Takes Her Daughter To The Doctor.
A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, … …
L.Johnny Had A Foul Mouth.
Little Johnny had a foul mouth. His mother was at the end of her wit. Not knowing what to do, she went to the local Church to counsel with the … …
A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road.
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a … …
A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beautiful Beach.
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue … …
An Elderly Woman Driving Along At Speed.
An elderly woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait: The cop pulled … …
A 75-Year Old Man Went To His Doctor’s Office.
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said. “Take this jar home and bring me … …
An Arrogant Professor Gets A Seat Beside An Old Man.
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …