The Police Dispatch Picks Up The Phone.
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I don’t … …
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A Mother And Her Son Were Flying Southwest Airlines.
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If … …
As A Couple Gets Into Bed.
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and … …
A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico.
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could … …
Two Tigers Are Stalking Through The Jungle.
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Small Turtle In His Hand.
A man walks into a bar with a small turtle in his hand. The turtle has one black eye, two of its legs are twisted horrifically and its shell is … …
A Man And His Dog Were Walking Along A Road.
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead: He remembered dying and … …
A Young Lady Is Working At An Old People’s Home.
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” … …
A City Fellow Purchases A Farm.
A city fellow purchases a farm complete with livestock and sets out to the business of being a farmer. A kindly neighbour mentions to the man that it’s time to … …
This Couple Goes To An Agricultural Show.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and is watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls … …