A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong with … …
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not … …
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had ever tasted but down … …
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar. All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles … …
Jacque is a snail. Snails are not known for their excessive speed. Jacque has always dreamed of going fast, faster than any snail ever has before. Jacque has been saving … …
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for … …
On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all … …
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a … …
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?” Grandpa looks at him and says “No … …
A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating “See that family over there,” the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park, “I can go over to … …