Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip, shopping, casinos, massages, facials. Two days before the group is to leave Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells … …
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth is that all about?” … …
Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a bologna … …
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that won’t quit, came … …
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a Nursing Home and the editor of the local paper, told a photographer to get over there and … …
Two rabbits escape from a research laboratory and find themselves in a field full of carrots. The rabbits cannot believe their luck and they begin eating until they fall asleep: … …
A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor … …
“Late again!” the third-grade teacher sternly said to little johnny. “It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy. The reason I’m three … …
Two men are hunting in the woods when suddenly they encounter a bear. One of the hunters begins running away and the bear is heading toward him: About half a … …
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.” … …