Funny

A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding… The officer walks up to the car and after a quick greeting takes the documentation she has ready for him. He … …

An elderly lady decided it was time to get her body in shape, once and for all. She searched for the best aerobic classes. Then joined an aerobics class for … …

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard … …

Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with … …

Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said. “We sell everything”. Paddy could not believe this … …

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him … …

A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a … …

A man is travelling with his wife and mother-in-Iaw in Israel. Sadly, the mother-in-Iaw passes away as they reach their destination. The wife is struck by grief, and so the man takes … …

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she … …

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit After a couple of days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each … …