An Old Man Is Sitting With His Grandson.
An old man is sitting with his grandson in his hunting cabin… Among the walls are the mounted heads and pelts of animals he had taken down over the years. … …
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An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber.
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get … …
A Truck Driver Was Going Down A Steep Incline.
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of … …
A Woman Went To A Lawyer To Discuss Divorcing Her Husband.
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he … …
Johnny Sit Next To His Teacher.
Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with ann arrogant face and said, “A swan hasn’t been … …
A Senior Citizen Was Chatting With His 80-Year-Old Buddy.
A senior citizen was chatting with his 80-year-old buddy. “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is … …
A Husband Takes A Pair Of His Pants.
A husband takes a pair of his pants, throws them at his wife and says “Put these pants on.” She says to him. “I can’t wear these pants.” And he … …
In English Class The Teacher Say To The Kid.
In English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. Sally: Okay a b c d e f g h I j … …
L.Johnny Is Addicted To Gambling.
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head … …
A Lady Found Out Her Dog Could Hardly Hear.
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears … …