A Newly Married Couple Was Walking.
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife and let … …
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A Young Southern Boy Goes Off To College.
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. … …
The 3rd Graders Visited A Farm With Their Teacher.
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, “what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?” The first kid raises … …
Katie Gets News That Her Grandfather Has Passed Away.
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her … …
An Elderly Man Driving Along The Highway.
An elderly man driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking … …
Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen Had Been Close Friends.
Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. … …
A Husband Wanted His Wife To Follow These Rules In Marriage.
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he … …
A Kid Shows Up To Class With $2,467.
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Suzie led off: … …
Johnny Was Lying In Bed.
Johnny was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing … …
This Lady Makes A Speech That Makes Whole Congregation Squirm.
During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered. A lady stood up and came forward. She said, … …