Funny

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a … …

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe … …

A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s raining, we should go … …

A pig walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top. Slightly flummoxed he asks the … …

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if … …

An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …

An elderly man is in an hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my test!cles black?’ Nurse raise his gown, hold his pen!s in … …

Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, … …

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and … …