A Man Crosses The Border.
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, … …
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A Man Sits In His Study With A Glass Of Cabernet.
A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky Cabernet by his side. There’s a sheepish knock at the door. “Come in,” the … …
Three Old Women Die.
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. Then he … …
A Couple Had Been Married For 40 Years.
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside the … …
Little Johnny Is Walking Around.
Little Johhny is walking around and peeks in his parent’s room, catching them having s*x so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just … …
Johnny Was Talking To His Father.
One day before Christmas little Mike was talking to his father. “You be good this year and not cuss so much, and maybe Santa will bring you something really nice!” … …
Two Hunters Went Moose Hunting.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call … …
Molly Walked Streets For Hours.
It was a slow night for Molly. She walked streets for hours near the shipyard and still needed one more trick to call it a night: Finally an old man … …
Two Old Buddies Are On Their Way.
Two elderly buddies are on their way to the Army Induction Center for physicals: Neither wants to go to war, so one says. “I hear that if you don’t have … …
A Man Woke Up In The Morning.
A man woke up in the morning, deeply repented after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. he noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had … …