Funny

A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages 8 (Little Johnny) and his 10-year elder brother… They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief … …

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” – said Joe. “The other night … …

Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this … …

The little rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, … …

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring … …

Two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to … …

A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, … …

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of … …

A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a … …

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more … …