Funny

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my son,’ … …

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it … …

“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you … …

A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was … …

A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw … …

Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God: “Why did you make her so kind-hearted?” … …

Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do we ignore some letters … …

An 88-year-old grandmother yet drives and writes a letter to her granddaughter…….. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw … …