L.Johnny Brings His New Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels … …
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Johnny Was Doing Market Research.
Johnny was doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m … …
The Husband And Wife Had A Blazing Row!
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me … …
A Man Walks Into His House.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been fcking’.” His … …
Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners.
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First … …
A Woman Who Was Waiting For A Bus.
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was … …
An Elderly Couple Is Sitting On The Porch.
An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch. When, suddenly, a young man comes flying down the old dirt road on his new motorcycle, as loud as can be. He … …
A Class Of Third-Graders Visit A Small Farm.
One day, a class of third-graders from the city was taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids were amazed to see all the … …
There Are Two Young Brothers In Rome.
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money … …
Husband Borrowed Rs.250 From Wife.
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in their husband’s bag, she asked her husband to return the money When asked … …