Funny

Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf one day. They get to a hole which is a par 3 with a huge lake in front of the tee. … …

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and so he … …

Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found … …

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, … …

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a … …

A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …

An old Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his visit on Easter Sunday to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me … …

Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she … …