A Madcap Escaped From The Mental Asylum.
A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn. Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry … …
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A Game Show Host Is Talking To A Rabbit.
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the … …
A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the … …
A Doctor Asked A 100-Year-Old Couple For Their Health Secret.
Once a doctor asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets. The old man said “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. … …
An Old Man And His Wife Visited Their Doctor.
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining the old man, he said … …
Little Johnny During Bible Class.
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken … …
A Man Was Sick And Tired Of Going To Work.
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and so he … …
Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …
Harry The Eagle Waited At The Nest For Mary.
One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn’t return he went looking and found her. … …
Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of … …