The Town Newspaper Prints Pretty Much Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …
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The Drunk Grandma’s Confusing Directions.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
The Chatty Grandma Unending Stories.
John was starving!! He was stuck in a small hick town, lost and hungry. He was happy when he saw a small restaurant coming up on his right. John quickly … …
Two Men Stuck Behind A Pair Of Mysterious Ladies.
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. … …
The Amusing Situation With Little Johnny And His Parents.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly … …
Noah Checks On All The Creatures.
Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, “Go forth, and multiply.” A year later, he goes around to all the animals to see how they’re doing. … …
The Clumsy Turtle and the Shocking Revelation.
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree: After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed … …
When An Elderly Woman Visits Her Doctor.
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took … …
An Old Cowboy Goes To Church.
An old Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his visit on Easter Sunday to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me … …
Sven And Ole Were Talking.
Sven and Ole were talking one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only dis year I’m a gonna do it a … …