Funny

The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him. “Get over here! “What is your name?” was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy. … …

An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs … …

Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks at … …

A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said: “Your husband has a very sensitive heart. I … …

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she … …

This joke isn’t for the easily offended. Send it to any of the friends you know who aren’t sensitive. The mom says, “Timmy? Go to your room, I’ll be up … …

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. … …

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …